Donated byLivejournal User "Supertrooper" -- It's a .wav of Rex Smith singing the "Maiden Fair Song" and playing the mandolin. It's from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Click to start the download, or right-click the link and choose 'save as...' and then save the .wav wherever you want! :o)
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A collection of quotes from various episodes and Shelley Duvall herself. (Thanks to everyone who submitted some quotes!)

From Cinderella, contributed by a reader!

Prince Henry (Matthew Broderick) -- "It's hard to stay anonymous when your face is on the money."

Cinderella -- "Well, don't you have to say some magic words or something?" Fairy Godmother -- "Honey, I'm way beyond that."

Fairy Godmother -- "Honey, I'm your fairy godmother! Didn't you see me poof?"

From The Tale of the Frog Prince:

Princess, discovering the Frog on a fountain -- "*Gasp!* A horrid toad!"
Frog -- "Oo, a nasty princess! And I am not a toad, I am a frog, and fiercely proud of it."

King, in Princess's bedroom -- "Who said that?!"
Prince Robin, pulling curtains around his body from inside the Princess's bed -- "I did."
King -- "Who is that?"
Princess, reluctantly -- "He is the frog."
King -- "What's your name?"
Prince Robin -- "Prince Robin." (of course)
King, stumbling over his words -- "Guards, throw him into the deepest dungeon you can find!"
The princess whines and pouts.
Prince Robin -- "No! No, you can't! (pause) I'm...I'm naked."

From Jack and the Beanstalk:

Giant's wife, as Giant walks through the door -- "Hi honey."
Giant, sounding very nasal -- "Feee, fiii, fooo, fum...I...smell the blood of an Englishman!"
Giant's wife -- "Oh shut up. With that cold you couldn't smell a thing."

From Sleeping Beauty:

Prince -- "Such...beauty...could crown my enterprise....Too beautiful, too pure, and too good....Might I awake you to reality...or am I dreaming now?" He kisses her.
Princess, smiling -- "What kept you?"

From Little Red Riding Hood:

Wolf, pulls back Granny's bedcurtain -- "Hello hello!"
Granny, pulling out rifle, aims at Wolf -- "Stay where ya are, ya miserable flea-bitten furbag or ya'll end up a rug on my floor!"
Wolf, protesting, arms in the air -- "Granny, I think there must've been some mistake. Can't we discuss this in a civilized way?"
Granny -- "No!" she pulls the rifle's trigger....*click.*
Wolf looks behind him, then looks back at Granny.
Granny -- "Whoops..."
Wolf shrugs and grins evilly -- "Unlucky."

From Cinderella:

Cinderella -- "Do you know anything about kissing?"
Prince -- "I'm almost certain it has something to do with the lips."

From Rumpelstiltskin:

Rumpelstiltskin -- "The King will make you his Queen...if you turn this all into gold?"
The Miller's Daughter nods meekly.
Rumpelstiltskin -- "And if I were..."
Miller's Daughter, urgently -- "Yes?"
Rumpelstiltskin -- "And if I were to turn all this into gold, and you were to become Queen...would you give me your first born child?"

From Rapunzel:

Witch, spying the Candlemaker in her garden -- "Stop thief!" Light glows from her eyes and freezes the Candlemaker. "Now, what are you doing in my garden, hm?"

From Pinocchio:

Blue Faerie taps wand on Pinocchio's head.
Pinocchio, opening eyes -- "Mother!"
Blue Faerie -- "*laughs* No, but that'sa cute."

Geppetto, to Pinocchio -- "I'mma going to call you (grandly) Pinocchio!"
Pinocchio, in a whiny voice -- "Pinocchio?"
Geppetto -- "Not (exaggerating Pinocchio's voice) 'Pinocchio'...(grandly, again) Pinocchio!"

From The Three Little Pigs:

Tina -- "That’s T-I-N-A, a little name for a whole lotta pig."

Tina -- "I just love the name Buck. I’ll just bet you work out."

Tina -- "I just love a man who plays the oboe."

Paul -- "Paul, Paul, pig on the ball."